Americans Slaughtering Their Native Tongue


I call it “Their Native Tongue” because English, it is not. Here in America we speak a modified version of English which should more properly be called the American Language. Why, well, one very obvious thing to look at is how we spell things and what we call things, for example, the English spelling of the word color is colour. There a many other subtle differences as well in spelling. Then there is what we call things where in England it is one name and in America, another. What we call a car’s trunk in America is at boot in England. Other such notable difference is a truck in America is a lorrie in England and as trolley car is a tram.

But Americans in general but journalist in particular seem to butcher proper grammer and word usage. Last night I was watching a t.v. show where a guy referred to something as being “notoriously good.” The problem with that usage is that it is a contradiction in terms. That is, notoriously means something or someone is bad which in essence means you are calling something badly good. Makes no sense. The proper usage is either notoriously bad or famously good. But even in those proper usages there is a type of word that Americans frequently use improperly and that is the adjective and adverb. For example, when someone asks you how you are feeling, it is improper to say you are feeling “bad.” The proper usage is to say you are feeling badly. The difference there is that you cannot use an adjective as a direct object where an adverb belongs. The other such example is using a participle at the end of a sentence, such as using the word “of” to end a sentence. For example, you say “there is nothing I can think of.” Properly using the word “of,” the sentence should read, “there is nothing of which I can think.” This may be the most difficult usage the average American can change his way of speaking.

Journalists, people who should be well versed in the proper word usage, frequently misuse words in both print and speaking. One of my great bug-a-boos is the using of the words “fewer” and “less.” The word “fewer” is meant to describe words which are plural whereas “less is mean to describe words in the singular. For example people frequently say “I have less days” where it should read “I have fewer days.” In dealing with time, it is proper to say “I have less time” where “time” is a singular word. Using that same word in the its plural form is to say, “it is happening to me fewer times.” Another is saying “I have less dollars now” where it should be “I have fewer dollars.” And so it goes.

One answer is to inform students during their grade school and high school years, when they are learning the American Language,” is to inform them why they need to learn about nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, etc. Learn to speak properly is dry but also extremely important. For the college bound student who must turn in written papers, a professor will not waste his time on explaining about the improper sentence structure and word usage which will in turn be reflected on the paper’s grade.

The other way to get Americans to speak their language properly, is for journalist to lead the way. But also, those who are responsible for teaching our children necessarily need to speak and write the American Language properly. Repeated proper usage in the presence of students from their earliest years of education to the latest, will reap benefits for all.

Life By the Numbers


The largest religions in the world 

1. Christianity — 2.1 billion

2. Islam — 1.5 billion

3. None/Atheist — 1.1 billion

4. Hindu — 900 million

5. Chinese traditional — 394 million

6. Buddhism — 376 million

12. Judaism — 14 million

The 8 languages most spoken 

1. Mandarin Chinese — 1.051 billion

2. Hindi — 490 million

3. Spanish — 420 million

4. English — 510 million

5. Russian — 255 million

6. Arabic — 230 million

7. Bengali — 215 million

8. Portuguese — 213 million

Best health systems in the world according to the World Health Organization 

1. France

2. Italy

3. San Marino

4. Andorra

5. Malta

6. Singapore

7. Spain

8. Oman

9. Austria

10. Japan

18. England

22. Colombia

33. Chile

36. Costa Rica

37. United States

38. Slovenia

Ethnic distribution in the United States 

German                     57.9 million

Irish                           38.7 million

English                      32.7 million

African American    23.8 million

Italian                        14.7 million

Mexican                     11.6 million

French                       10.3 million

Polish                         9.4 million

Native American      8.6 million

Dutch                         6.2 million

Scotch-Irish              5.6 million

Scottish                     5.4 million

Swedish                     4.7 million

Best and worst high school graduations rates 

Best – Wyoming 91.8 and Arizona – 91.4

Worst – Texas 79.9 and Mississippi – 80.4

Greatest and fewest college graduates  

Greatest – Colorado 35.9 and Connecticut 35.6

Fewest – West Virginia 17.3 and Arkansas 18.9

What Women Really Mean When They Are Talking


Men are naturally stronger than women as a rule.  It is genetics and there is nothing they can do about that.  But they have come up with a measured response that has kept men at bay and in their control forever.  If you are a man and take a woman literally, you are either single or not listening.  Women have a way of getting what they want without having to directly ask for it.  I will give you a brief list of these words and phrases that have managed to confuse men into doing a woman’s bidding.

1.  Do what you want — Guys, this is not a woman giving you permission to go out with your friends to a bar.  She is not giving you a choice.  This is her way of saying that she has already told you what she wants to do, and if you know what is good for you, that will be your choice.

2.  Does this make me look fat? —  This is a trick question.  Guys, you cannot answer it directly as she already thinks she looks fat and if you say it does not, she will simply say, “but you think I do look fat.”  There is only one good answer, “What do you think?”  That, in reality, is the only thing that matters after all.  Now, if she does say something to the effect that she is fat, it is your duty to reassure her she looks great.

3.  Did you hear what I just said?  — Guys, unless you can repeat verbatim what she just said to you, take the hit.  She already thinks you have not been listening.  Apologize up front and for God’s sake, listen the second time.

4.  It’s all right — No it’s not!  This is another test.  This is her saying, “If you really loved me you would not think it is not all right.”  Do not take the bait.  Even if you have no idea what she really means, your only response is to suggest you talk about it.

5.  Do you know what day today is? — If she is asking you this question it means you are already screwed.  It is some important date that you should have remembered upon waking that day, and she is upset.  It is time to fall on your sword, look extremely upset, and beg forgiveness.  Women know men forget most dates they consider sacred, you know, silly dates like her birthday, her mother’s birthday, the day her favorite dog died when she was 15.  But whatever you do, do NOT say “no.”

6.  I don’t want to talk about it — When she says that, be afraid, be very afraid.  She really wants to talk about whatever it is, but she is pissed!  As you look at her, think of a female lion preparing to protect her young.  That is a fair approximation of her temperament at that moment.  To survive, you must become extremely sympathetic to whatever is going on and be very patient.  If you push, well, think of the poor animal that crosses that mother lion’s path.

7.  What do you think? — This is just her using a different phrase for “Did you hear what I just said?”  She does not want to know what you think.  She wants an affirmation that she is thinking properly and that you are in agreement.  Now unless diamonds, “Coach,” or Gucci are included in your response that is different from hers, she does not want to hear what you think.

8.  Do you think we could go out this Saturday night?  — Guys, unless you have a surgery scheduled that will conflict with this, your only answer is yes.  Not only that, you need to find out exactly what she is thinking, where she wants to go, etc. and do exactly that.  Your poker plans with your friends will not cut it.

9.  I’ll be just a minute — A woman’s sense of time was best described by Einstein as being “relative.”  You will be with her when she says this and it is entirely irrelevant what the actual time it actually takes.  That is her minute and you need to accept it.  And whatever you do, do not tell her how long she took.  In fact, you would do well to say something to the effect of how nice it is just to be with her.

10.  Do you think we could go to (insert phrase here) — Guys, she is not asking you a question!  Not really.  She is simply imparting to you what she wants to do and that she wants you to accompany her in whatever capacity is necessary.

These a just some of the hundreds of phrases, and variations of those phrases, that a woman says to a man.  Most of them can be called “faux questions” as they are really either statements or demands.  It is the man’s job to learn her particular take on each of these phrases and act accordingly.  Men who do not learn, or worse, will not learn, will be either alone or unhappy, and probably both!